I Just Need a Friggin' Bathroom!!! Is That to Much to Ask??

Just another day for a long run. Oh wait!! It was not!! I got about 1.5 miles away from home and needed to use the bathroom. Not just the kind of bathroom where I could run behind a truck and go in the bushes. This was the kind where I needed some calm quiet music and enough mental capacity to get in "The Zone". Don't act like I'm crazy, if you're a runner you know what I mean. If you are not a runner and are planning to become one soon, You WILL know what I mean. I ran into Smith's and was denied due the bathroom being occupied. You cannot do what I needed to do and have a witness. So I ran over to Walgreens, their bathroom was of course out of order. I ran to good ol' McDonalds and they were closed!!! So I frantically ran to Subway, The punk kid would not open the door. Are you kidding me Subway kid? I hate your sandwiches and now I hate you and your dumb earing!!! So finally I ran to Paradise Bakery....More like Paradise bathroom, ahhhhh the sweet relief. They had immaculate facilities. I consider my self a bathroom expert like George Castanza. I know all the best places to go on my running routes. So not to worry next time, I know Paradise will be open and I won't have to deal with that punk from Subway.    
Daily Mileage = 6.2
Yearly Mileage = 140.1
What did I learn on this run? When nature calls you gotta answer.

Even the Timp. Toilet would suffice.